I dreamed last night that the wife asked me such a complicated question that it put me into a trance. I dreamed that she then took advantage of me and I was ... not to put too fine a point on it, eating her out.
I was very disappointed when I woke up.
Oh well, happy birthday to me, I guess.
Well this made me giggle after a week when I haven't laughed much at all.
Yup, this is my wife. And also me, thinking about my parents.
Okay this is some funny stuff right here, I don't care who you are.
Well this was a fun experience--watching a Broadway show streamed live from the theater.
Astounding, from beginning to end. Someday I hope we can see it live.
During my upcoming sabbatical, I really want to learn a language. Maybe this will be a good start.
Wow I thought this site had gone away forever. And it was hiding in plain sight all the time.
Transform your face into something imagined by an artist of the past, or other things.
Now this is pretty cool stuff.
Imageshack stopped working altogether didn't it. I guess free services are worth every penny you give them.
Present company excepted, of course ...
Good and hopefully true stories
Help some women go to Africa and represent the USA.
Si tu es un passionné de Tintin ...
I can post this here because I know no one will ever read it. We have officially failed as parents. We have let our 14-year-old bully and blackmail us into letting her do something that will be very deleterious to her education and probably her health as well. I guess we can never have any influence on her again unless she allows it.
Oh well, I guess we gave it a try anyway. I'm sorry, world, for the entitled, spoiled brat that my child has become and will probably always be.
From the page: "the church didn’t call the cops on the child molester – a minister who has since been convicted – but did call the cops on the member who asked questions about it."
From the page: "I could never get anyone to believe the story."
From the page: "The Venus Project offers a comprehensive plan for social reclamation in which human beings, technology and nature will be able to coexist in a long term, sustainable state of dynamic equilibrium"
Good lord I laughed until it hurt.
From the page:
if obama wins im getting TF otta this country, im goin to alaska
Oh boy oh boy oh boy. Is gloating bad karma? Because I might use my karma all up tomorrow.