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Deer shatters window, interrupts breakfast
Six-point buck leaves through front door after crashing into home.
Marisa Schultz
The Detroit News
February 9, 2009
WEST BLOOMFIELD TOWNSHIP -- The Luke family was enjoying coffee Sunday morning when they heard a noise so loud they thought a car had driven straight through their West Bloomfield ranch.
Instead, Keith Luke found a 6-point buck in his study.
The deer had leaped through his double-pane picture window. He was bleeding severely and cowering behind the couch.
"When I saw he was injured, I ran to the front door and opened it so he had a way to escape," said Luke, at home with his wife and son. "I think he was as bewildered as everyone else was."
In a township where deer are common, a buck jumping through a picture window is "extremely rare" and perhaps unheard of until Sunday, said West Bloomfield Police Sgt. Erik Tilli.
Police and fire crews arrived at the Lukes' home in the 2300 block of Keylon Drive around 11:30 a.m. Sunday after the deer had exited. "It looked like a crime scene in here," Luke said. ...
Six-point buck leaves through front door after crashing into home.
Marisa Schultz
The Detroit News
February 9, 2009
WEST BLOOMFIELD TOWNSHIP -- The Luke family was enjoying coffee Sunday morning when they heard a noise so loud they thought a car had driven straight through their West Bloomfield ranch.
Instead, Keith Luke found a 6-point buck in his study.
The deer had leaped through his double-pane picture window. He was bleeding severely and cowering behind the couch.
"When I saw he was injured, I ran to the front door and opened it so he had a way to escape," said Luke, at home with his wife and son. "I think he was as bewildered as everyone else was."
In a township where deer are common, a buck jumping through a picture window is "extremely rare" and perhaps unheard of until Sunday, said West Bloomfield Police Sgt. Erik Tilli.
Police and fire crews arrived at the Lukes' home in the 2300 block of Keylon Drive around 11:30 a.m. Sunday after the deer had exited. "It looked like a crime scene in here," Luke said. ...
... "By the way, the car behind us, Nani Roma's (Mitsubishi) car, would have fallen in the same hole as we did if we had not been there already. I just have something broken in my arm, but I'm allright." ...
I don't wear heels because I find facial bruising rather unattractive and quite painful.